Clif's January 2006 DVD Pics
Happy new year, kids! Dr. Clif's here with an I.V. bag full of DVD-rich nutrients for you this new year, so sit back and enjoy as these flicks course through your veins. And don't forget...if you need your colostomy bag changed, you can reach Micah right here: micahp@dumbdistraction.com!
Alien Nation - The Complete Series
Release Date: 01/03
Nothing opened our eyes to the rampant discrimination against other races like the alegorical tale of Alien Nation. Remember that scene when the Newcomer stood up to the humans by refusing to take a seat in the back of a city bus? Sure they beat the spots of his funky head and disolved him in salt water, but if not for that one heroic deed, I would have nothing to write about here...even though I made it up.
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Dumb and Dumber - Unrated Edition
Release Date: 01/03
There are so many people out there who are actually this dumb. Most of them serve in Congress.
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Snatch - Delux Edition
Release Date: 01/03
Being of Irish decent, I can't say enough about this movie...mainly because I'm currently drunk beyond any ability to form rational sentences.
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Ferris Bueller's Day Off - Bueller... Bueller... Edition
Release Date: 01/10
Not only was Ferris Bueller the coolest kid in high school, but he also got to marry that slut from Sex and the City! Talk about living the American dream!
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Return of the Pink Panther
Release Date: 01/10
There are a ton of Pink Panther movies and most of them are coming out on DVD this month. This is the only one I can ever remember seeing, but I seem to recall it being very, very funny. Of course, I was about seven-years-old when I saw it, so my concept of "very funny" also included farts and feeding insects to my little brother.
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Classic Comedies Collection
Release Date: 01/17
OMG!! WTF!! LOL!! ROLF!!! USDA!! FBI!! THREE Bill Murray movies in ONE box!! In addition: !!!!!!!!!!!!
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Dead Poets Society - Special Edition
Release Date: 01/17
This is a fantastic movie about a group of guys who hang out together reading and writing poetry. Strangely, no where in the movie does anyone wear black lipstick or drag a knife across their wrist while listening to The Cure.
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Dune - Extended Edition
Release Date: 01/24
This is the EXTENDED version of Dune. The extended version of the book was roughtly 100,000 pages long and decimated a good portion of rainforest in its creation.
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- Clif
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