Clif's November 2005 DVD Pics
Heads up gang, Clif here. I got a few DVD's to shove down your throats this month. There are actually quite a few good ones coming out in November. Be shure to check out Mike's and Micah's POM to catch everything I missed.
Beavis and Butt-Head: The Mike Judge Collection Vol. 1
Release Date: 11/8
Heh, heh.
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Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Release Date: 11/8
Here we have the remake of the classic beloved Willy Wonka. The main difference in this version is that it has more nougat...And it's only got 5 net carbs!
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The Devil's Rejects
Release Date: 11/8
Just in time for Thanksgiving! Everyone's favorite roadside attraction clown Cap'n Spaulding takes us on a fun-filled road trip full of fascinating sites and sounds. Mostly sites of people being brutally killed and sounds of people gurggling their last breaths through slit throats. The perfect way to gear up for the Christmas season!
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Rescue Rangers
Release Date: 11/8
This was one of my favorite cartoons as a kid. I went to school dressed as one of the Rescue Rangers for Halloween once. You'd be amazed at how quickly a principal can dial a telephone when a ten year old boy shows up to school wearing a bomber jacket and no pants.
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Robert Rodriguez Mexico Trilogy
Release Date: 11/8
These movies transport the viewer to a world of utter fantasy by taking the serene beauty of Mexico and turning it into a desolate wasteland of corruption and violence. Wait a minute....
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Virtual Aquarium
Release Date: 11/8
Yes. This is a virutal aquarium. You put it in your DVD player and watch goldfish swim around on your television screen. It is calming, relaxing and light years more entertaining than Lost in Translation.
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Bullets, Bombs, and Babes
Release Date: 11/15
Yes, yes, and YES!!
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The Flintstones: The Complete Seasons 1-4
Release Date: 11/15
This DVD is actually a stone disk that you pop into a turtle shell and is read by a bird's beak.
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Aeon Flux: The Complete Animated Collection
Release Date: 11/22
For years this was the best part about watching MTv. Now the best part about watching MTv are the commercials for this DVD and the upcoming movie.
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Evil Dead 1 and 2 Double Book Limited Edition Gift Set
Release Date: 11/22
No matter how many times they put these exact same two movies in a different box and slap it with some sort of "Limited Edition" label people will always fork over their hard earned money to buy them, but that's exactly what hard earned money is for!"
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King Kong (1976)
Release Date: 11/22
This 1976 remake is exactly like the 1933 original except that it's in color and there's a scene where King Kong wins a National Disco Roller Derby Championship.
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King Kong (1933)
Release Date: 11/22
At the time, this movie was on the cutting edge of special effects by using highly detailed miniatures and painstakingly tedious stop motion animation. Modern technology has now allowed modern movie makers to create dazzling special effects in a fraction of the time and with a fraction of the man power. Amazingly, these special effects generally come out looking just as shitty.
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War of the Worlds
Release Date: 11/22
This modern day remake of the classic sci-fi thriller comes from the blockbuster duo of Steven Spielberg and Tom Cruise who brought us Minority Report. Despite this, the movie is actually not all that bad.
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- Clif
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