Clif’s September DVD Picks

1. The Beverly Hillbillies: The Ultimate Collection
2. Crash
3. Fraggle Rock: Season 1
4. The House on Haunted Hill
5. MacGyver: Complete 1st Three Seasons
6. Saturday Night Live: The 1st Five Years
7. To Kill A Mockingbird: Special Edition
8. Carlito's Way: Ultimate Edition
9. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
10. Rock School
11. Mallrats: 10th Anniversary Edition

The Beverly Hillbillies: The Ultimate Collection
Release Date: 9/06/2005
I'm sure no one ever thought that The Beverly Hillbillies would ever be carved up onto one of them shiny t.v. watchin' circle doodads.

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Crash
Release Date: 9/06/2005
This is the story about the dramatic convergence of different lives. I haven't actually seen it yet, but I've been told that it is fantastic. I guess I'll have to dramatically converge my ass with the sofa and check it out soon.

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Fraggle Rock: Season 1
Release Date: 9/06/2005
The good thing about Jim Henson is that he allows children to experience the wonders of a really good acid trip without actually taking any illegal narcotics or the pills Mommy takes because Daddy says she's too fat and that's why he comes home smelling like cinnamon and covered with glitter every night.

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The House on Haunted Hill: 1958
Release Date: 9/06/2005
This is the original 1958 version which is just about as scary as most horror movies made in the fifties which is to say that it is not. But still a classic and better than the remake.

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MacGyver: The Complete 1st Three Seasons
Release Date: 9/06/2005
I opened the DVD box and all that was in it was a paper clip, a wad of chewed gum, a hangnail, and the hubcap from a '59 Chevy hardtop. So I built a nuclear fission reactor.

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Saturday Night Live: The First Five Years
Release Date: 9/06/2005
This DVD could also be called: Saturday Night Live: The Only Five Years That Didn't Suck Donkey Nards

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To Kill a Mockingbird: Special Edition
Release Date: 9/06/2005
Oh look at me! I'm To Kill a Mockingbird! I like to break down social and racial barriers to teach moral lessons! Ooh, I'm sooooo controversial! Get it? I'm mocking To Kill A...nevermind.

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Carlito's Way
Release Date: 9/13/2005
In this movie Al Pacino takes a big risk by branching out from his normal theatrical roles by playing a violent, fowl-mouthed mobster. What genius!

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The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Release Date: 9/13/2005
Don't Panic!

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Rock School
Release Date: 9/13/2005
Gene Simmons teaches a bunch of straight laced British private middle school students how to become rock stars by practicing hard, devoting yourself to a comomn cause and banging roughly 5,000 groupies.

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Mallrats: 10th Anniversary Special Edition
Release Date: 9/20/2005
Ain't nothing like Gen X sarcasm, pseudo-intelligent dry wit, apathy toward pretty much everything, and a freakin' mall to sum up everything the 90's stood for...boy what a waste. At least we got some good movies out of the deal!

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