Micah’s
May DVD Picks
Hey, and welcome to my
picks for May. Not a whole lot of good DVDs coming out this month, but I did find a few worth mentioning... let's
get to it.

Dogtown & Z-Boys: Deluxe Edition
Release Date: 5/3/05
This is a documentary that I really enjoyed, even though I know next to
nothing about surfing or skateboarding. It's about a group of kids who
grew up surfing, then transitioned to skateboarding. Except when they
started, skateboarding was nothing like it is now. These guys literally
redefined what you could do on a board. Before them, no one was getting
air, doing jumps, skating half-pipes... the stuff these Z-Boys did was
truly revolutionary. The documentary is directed by Pro-skater Stacy
Peralta and narrated by Sean Penn. Although it has been out on DVD for a
while, but if you haven't seen it, you might as well pick up this
special edition. The only thing that is different from the original release
is the box art and a trailer for Lords of Dogtown, a non-documentary
version of this movie that's coming out this summer.
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Spaceballs: Collector's Edition
Release Date: 5/3/05
I'm assuming that you've already seen (and probably own) Spaceballs,
but I'm including it here on the off chance that you haven't. This is a
movie that you absolutely have to own if you are at all into comedy or
sci-fi. It doesn't look like they really added that many extras here...
a Spaceballs Documentary, some art galleries, a John Candy
featurette... but who needs special features when the movie is this great? This
edition features new cover artwork in the style of the recent Star Wars
posters.
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Alone in the Dark
Release Date: 5/10/05
This movie is notable because it is quite possibly the worst big-budget
Hollywood movie of all time. It is a video game adaptation by director
Uwe Boll, a director who has the distinction of being responsible for
two movies on IMDB's Bottom 100 list
(Alone in the Dark, ranked #25, and House of the Dead, ranked #32). You
may be thinking 'Hey, I like bad movies... they make me laugh.' That's
what I thought too... until I saw this movie. Nothing I can say will
express how unwatchable this movie is. It's not scary, funny, or
interesting (unless you count Tara Reid's astonishingly bad performance, which
is both scary and funny). It's just something you have to experience
for yourself to understand. Unfortunately since Boll has snagged the
rights to several other videogame adaptions (Bloodrayne, Hunter: The
Reckoning, Far Cry) and is somehow able to keep convincing studio execs to
fund him, don't expect this to be his last monstrosity.
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Assault on Precinct 13
Release Date: 5/10/05
Another in the neverending parade of remakes of movies from the 70's.
Surprisingly, this one is pretty good. The basic story is the same as
the original... someone takes refuge in a police building the night
before it closes its doors, an outside force wants this person dead & thus
lays seige to the building to get to him... Some of the details have
been tweaked to make it seem more current (they got rid of the retarded
interracial gang storyline and instead went with corrupt cops). John
Leguizamo was the standout in this movie to me, but all of the cast does
fine. This is a good no-brainer action movie.
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In Good Company
Release Date: 5/10/05
My wife loves Topher Grace... and I have to admit, he’s pretty cool in
this movie. Topher plays a hotshot young executive who becomes Dennis
Quaid’s boss. All Topher has going for him is his job, until he meets
Quaid’s daughter, Scarlett Johansson. They start to date, which
predictably causes trouble between Quaid and Topher at work. Although this setup
sounds kinda lame, it really isn't a chick flick. Really. Definitely a
good date movie.
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Scrubs: The Complete First Season
Release Date: 5/17/05
Scrubs is one of the only American sitcoms I watch anymore. It's set in
a hospital and follows a bunch of residents trying to become doctors.
The show is consistently funny and has a large cast of unique recurring
characters. The fact that the show’s star Zach Braff narrates each
episode gives it a Wonder-Yearsesque quality which comes across well. This
is definitely worth checking out if you think the US sitcom is dead.
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Team America: World Police - UNRATED Special Collector's Edition
Release Date: 5/17/05
Team America is the South Park guys’ attempt to revive the lost art of
marionette. However, since it turned out to be much harder than they
expected, don’t hold your breath for a sequel. This movie is hit and
miss, but any movie that contains graphic puppet sex and viciously
humiliates Matt Damon, Sean Penn and Tim Robbins is OK by me.
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The Aviator
Release Date: 5/24/05
Another good movie from old Leo. He plays eccentric millionaire Howard
Hughes. Hughes’ life is pretty well known: he inherits boat-loads of
money, makes obscenely expensive movies outside the Hollywood system,
dates Katharine Hepburn, buys TWA, revolutionizes the aviation industry,
and eventually becomes a crazy recluse. Some may consider the 170 minute
runtime to be a bit long, but I was never bored while watching it. Be
sure to look for Alec Baldwin in a great role as the slimy owner of
Pan-Am.
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That's it for me... hope you find something you like this month. See
you in June!