RECORD -- This DVD is so good you'll want to go out and buy a copy! *****

REWIND -- This DVD is so good you'll watch it more than once! ****

PLAY -- This movie is so good you should watch it straight through! ***

FAST FORWARD -- This movie is good, but don't worry if you miss some of it! **

STOP -- Feel free to stop this one at any point and do something more important like sleep! *

EJECT -- Don't even bother!