Micah

Hey… greetings from Dumb Distraction’s resident exploitation cinema guru. From bloodthirsty psychos to kung fu killers… from blacksploitation to nunsploitation… from forgotten drive-in greats to direct to video bombs… I watch ‘em all and let you know what to see and what to miss. You want the exploitation? YOU CAN’T HANDLE the exploitation. But enough about me, let’s talk about what I like.

Favorite Actors: Dub Taylor, William Shatner, & Lee Van Cleef
Favorite Movies: Holy WednesdayAKA "Snakes", Want a Ride, Little Girl?AKA "Impulse", & Poor Pretty Eddy
Favorite Genres: Hicksploitation, 70’s Kung Fu, & anything Horror

I currently live in the greatest city the world, Austin, Texas. If I told you what I did for a living you wouldn’t believe me, so lets just say that most people in my profession probably think Jim Kelly is that guy who dances pretty in Singin’ in the Rain. So, if you’re looking for a movie that will make your momma cry and your girlfriend squirm, grab some popcorn, fire up the VCR and let me be your guide through a cinematic graveyard of movies you’ve can’t live without watching.