Mike

Hi, my name is Mike and I’m an addict. I’m addicted to movies. I think I should blame my father(hey, no one ever blames themselves anymore right?) since I grew up in a house with hundreds of movies on VHS. My father had entire bookcases filled with VHS tapes that had 3 movies each on them recorded in SLP(which roughly translated from Japanese means “You got crap”) mode. We would watch movies over and over again until either the picture was so fuzzy on the top and bottom of the screen that you could only see about 6 inches worth of movie in the center, or the tape itself just gave out and broke. My father was so anal about his movies that he even spent an entire week once writing down the title of every movie he had and putting it on a list that he placed by the TV which had everything in alphabetical order along with a genre classification for each movie.

As you can imagine all that had a serious effect on me and as a result I now have a DVD collection that, at last count, was well over 600, with each in alphabetical order and soon to be split up by genre. It’s a wonder that my wife can stand me.

Anyway, one day I decided to put all of my vast movie knowledge and experience to work and I decided to start this website along with some friends. We hope you enjoy what we’ve put together for you and if not then go surf porn or something…Jerks.

Man, I can’t believe you guys. I go through all the trouble of making this website and all you do is complain! Well, if you don’t like me then why can’t you just say so! WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE NICE TO MY FACE BUT THEN AS SOON AS I TURN AROUND YOU’RE ALL…

Wait, what? Where am I?

I feel dizzy.

I need to sit down…

Favorite Actors: Samuel L. Jackson, Gary Oldman, Clint Eatwood
Favorite Movies: Big Trouble in Little China, Spaceballs, Army of Darkness, The Crow
Favorite Genres: Anything that makes me laugh

Click HERE to see the insane list of every DVD I own!